Sunday, November 7, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Acceptance of this as Art....will be my birthday present
A StimuluspackagE Always Out oF Heronoism Obligates Parties to mournfully attacking Each other
SPIRIT
SPIRIT
Monday, March 15, 2010
THE HURRICANE WITH NO NAME
So i respect that NYC area meteorologists are entertainers first...scientists of weather an extremely distant second.
they told us heavy rain and wind..................
.......yes they did say that. They've also said alot about the last few storms to hit this region.---Did you ever play pool with a drunk girl and after 2 hours she finally gets a ball to roll into the hole.....there you have NYC weather forecasting. When they get it right every once in awhile they have this look of orgasmic arrogance about them. If you want to see the look I'm describing...shop in Bergdorf Goodmans. Poor merchandising...even worse staff------------but onto the weather. If they had said "cloudy skies, intermittent downpours with a 60% chance of destruction....i would've respected that. I'm a guy that grew up in upstate New York (where David Paterson used to work) extreme weather is the norm. I'm new to this colonoscopy pull-out of the ice-age known as Long Island.....i can respect that proximity to the water makes forecasting difficult. After the destruction I witnessed today i wish i had heard somebody say this is going to be bad...not "Bad! Now let's go to the SPORTS desk." The second to last storm to hit us they forecast gusts to 60...and it happened....but they were few and far between.---Now I'd like to share with you my story of walking to the Sunrise Highway for cigarettes right in the middle of it. By walking I mean bending my wormlike body in contortion to the off shore flow of the low pressure system known as "THE HURRICANE WITH NO NAME" I want to quit smoking....I really do....but I ran out....and I like adrenaline......until I expericienced "THE HURRICANE WITH NO NAME". Half of my walk was?....I'm thinkin' "yeah, i'm hardcore! come and smell my butt!" then......then......then i look up and realize the sticks that hold up power lines aren't very strong and they're waving at me like foam fingers at a baseball game 'yes i'm number 1!" (oh my god i may die right now).......so I'm on the home stretch....the store that has my nicotine is in sight.........so close..........so close.......so close.....then i see it. It's lying in the road. I want to call it a square but i know DMV refers to it as a diamond. I'm thinking "oooo somebody is going to have to---it flips up in a gust-'fine it will blow away' it turns into a flying razor blade that misses my head by a foot. I truly and honestly thought the wind was very loud until i heard that fly by my head. I was 200 feet from the store...my knees were shaking...i stuttered my story to the guy at the store who I've come to know and love and the other customer that was in there.....the customer said "Dayyymmm fuck that!" My friend behind the register said..........."You smoke too much."
they told us heavy rain and wind..................
.......yes they did say that. They've also said alot about the last few storms to hit this region.---Did you ever play pool with a drunk girl and after 2 hours she finally gets a ball to roll into the hole.....there you have NYC weather forecasting. When they get it right every once in awhile they have this look of orgasmic arrogance about them. If you want to see the look I'm describing...shop in Bergdorf Goodmans. Poor merchandising...even worse staff------------but onto the weather. If they had said "cloudy skies, intermittent downpours with a 60% chance of destruction....i would've respected that. I'm a guy that grew up in upstate New York (where David Paterson used to work) extreme weather is the norm. I'm new to this colonoscopy pull-out of the ice-age known as Long Island.....i can respect that proximity to the water makes forecasting difficult. After the destruction I witnessed today i wish i had heard somebody say this is going to be bad...not "Bad! Now let's go to the SPORTS desk." The second to last storm to hit us they forecast gusts to 60...and it happened....but they were few and far between.---Now I'd like to share with you my story of walking to the Sunrise Highway for cigarettes right in the middle of it. By walking I mean bending my wormlike body in contortion to the off shore flow of the low pressure system known as "THE HURRICANE WITH NO NAME" I want to quit smoking....I really do....but I ran out....and I like adrenaline......until I expericienced "THE HURRICANE WITH NO NAME". Half of my walk was
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Snow shuts down federal government, life goes on
I just loved this headline from the AP so much...I didn't feel the need to link a story
Monday, January 4, 2010
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Humanitarian Hate
From the Salvation Army’s Web site: “The Army regards the origins of a homosexual orientation as a mystery and does not regard a homosexual disposition as blameworthy in and of itself or rectifiable at will. Nevertheless, while we are not responsible for what we are, we are accountable for what we do; and homosexual conduct, like heterosexual conduct, is controllable and may be morally evaluated therefore in light of scriptural teaching.
Friday, December 25, 2009
MITCH MCCONNELL ~ PHÜL OF THE WEEK ~ 12.25.09
This weeks honor goes to Mitch McConnell and all the Senate Republicans for their continued efforts to be obstructionists against modern health care reform. Their persistent platform stance of whatever Obama wants "just say no" will most certainly keep us attached to the dark years of the Bush presidency unless we reinforce the stronghold of the Democratic party this coming election year.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
THE ABC'S OF DESTROYING A NETWORK
This past Monday marked the launch of the new ABC News format. Diane Sawyer replaced Charlie Gibson on ABC World News Tonight. Good Morning America booted Chris Cuomo over to 20/20 and George Stephanopoulos took over for Sawyer as co-anchor alongside Robin Roberts. The end result of all these decisions looks much to me like moving your chess pieces on the board to ensure a defeat. Let's start with Diane Sawyer. I really do like her. I enjoyed her in the often lighthearted environment of morning news. But as a hard news anchor I think she will fall seriously short. After watching only one installment of World News with her as host I don't think I can stand watching thirty minutes of her frowning at me like she just bit into a sour apple. As for George Stephanopoulos, his personality is way too stale to watch for 2 hours. Then there is Chris Cuomo. I really miss him on Good Morning America. He has such a quick witted sense of humor and can also transition to serious issues quite smoothly. I always enjoyed watching his rapport with Sam Champion. He was a great part of that show and his absence is glaringly noticeable. The correct movement of these players seems obvious to me. Good Morning America with lead anchors Robin Roberts and Chris Cuomo. Diane Sawyer to 20/20 where she can let her personality come through at least a little bit. George Stephanopolous' dryness would've been a good fit in the World News Tonight slot. But as they say, hind sight is 20/20. It didn't take long for the error of ABC's decisions to become apparent. I'm not forgetting Juju Chang who took over the GMA news desk; it's just too soon to tell how she will fit into the mix.
Monday, December 21, 2009
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